Dr. Seuss' IEP's...Do you like these IEPS (Rhythm from Green Eggs & Ham)

Dr. Seuss' IEP's.....Do you like these IEPs

(Rhythm from Green Eggs & Ham)

Do you like these IEPs?

I do not like these IEPs I do not like them, Geez Louise We test, we check We Plan, we meet But nothing ever seems complete

Would you, could you like the form?

I do not like the form I see Not page 1, not 2, not 3 Another change A brand New box I think we all Have lost our rocks

Could you all meet her or there?

We could not all meet here or there We cannot all fit anywhere! Not in a room Not in the hall There seems to be no space at all

Would you, could you meet again?

I cannot meet again next week No lunch, no prep Please hear me speak No not at dusk, No not at dawn At 4 p.m. I should be gone

Could you hear while all speak out? Would you write the words they spout?

I could not hear, I would not write This does not need to be a fight Sign here, date there Mark this, check that Beware the student’s ad-vo-cat(e)

You do not like them So you say Try again, try again! And you may

If you will let me be I will try again You’ll see

SAY!

I almost like these IEPs! I think I’ll write 6,000 and 3 And I will practice day and night Until they say “You’ve got it right!”

anonymous Brought to you for your enjoyment by the Autism Society of California, ASA, by way of Patricia Bryant, ECSE (thank you Patricia)